My mother attempted to make pizza out of a tortilla shell. Seems like a success.
Thats one ugly pizza.
when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table
steal her look: ‘anyways.. guy’
Casaro Toffee Leather Reclining Sofa - $1,000
Givenchy Angora fur tank top - $2,230
so my mom left me and my sister home alone for the month so
i hope my future wife knows that angelina jolie is always #1