secretarybird:

swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by

secretarybird:

swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by

I AM DOING LAUNDRY RIGHT AND I OPEN THE DRYER AND THERE’S SHARPIE MARKS EVERYWHERE MY BOYFRIEND LEFT A FUCKING SHARPIE IN HIS PANTS I AM LIVID MY FUCKING CLOTHES MY FUCKING PILLOWCASES MY FUCKING TOWELS WHAT DO WITH FUCKING SHARPIE STAINS I’M DYING

etherealshit:

If u don’t love this tatt u suck at life

etherealshit:

If u don’t love this tatt u suck at life

bewwbs:

Literally perfect butt

bewwbs:

Literally perfect butt

awwww-cute:

My neighbor’s puppy found a hole in the fence, so he popped by to say hello yesterday

awwww-cute:

My neighbor’s puppy found a hole in the fence, so he popped by to say hello yesterday